So you want to be a Pirate, eh?! by Capt.Jack Flash Username Yer Pirate Name! Name yer ship! size='20'> Why be ye a Pirate? Damned pansy Navy wouldn't take me!Revenge against the establishment!I like booty!!!I'm really good with knots...Cause lawyerin' be too cruel.Chicks dig eye-patches.Buggery on the High Seas!All the rum you can drink!!! Yer First Mate! supertigerbabe Yer Cabin-boy! (or girl) mllebrande Ye're chief rival be the Dread Pirate rathenar Ye'll be pursued by Admiral prosewitch Cut to ribbon in a freak cannon accident... exxistence Yer pirate captive to use fer yer wicked pleasures amicablebitch Will be waiting at home port with a rolling pin jenniva Chance ye'll be hanged... or worse.: 100% Quiz created by Capt.Jack Flash (Yarrr-Harrr!) !