May you all have Big Balls Or Overies all year!
My new years resolutions are to remember that:
A watched Clock never Boils.
A stich in time makes thrice.
A bird in the Bush is worth 2 on the bird by a few light years.
One meets his destiny often on the road he takes to avoid it.
You can get anywhere in ten minutes if you drive fast enough.
Faith is under the left Nipple.
Reality is for people who lack imagination.
That that is, is. That that is not, is not.
After you decide to be your self, you have to decide which self you want to be and the camealion suits me just fine.
Some people are pretending to be evil while secretly being good. That would be dishonest.... But I still like it.
Washing your car to make it rain actually does work work.
Nonsense and beauty have close connections.
He who Lasts'laughs-Laffs Beast.
Abcess makes the Fart Go, "Honda".
A Colt 45 beats A full House.
All is fair in Love and in War.
Prosperity makes friends, adversity tries them.
Many are called, few are chosen. Fewer still get to do the choosing.
A rolling stone gathers inertia.
A shortcut is the longest distance between two points.
Above all things, reverence yourself.
Love and let Love, Live and let Live, Work and let Work, and Jamm and let Jamm!